Forward Friday: I want to go to the dentist too

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Forward Friday: The greatest prank call ever

So funny!

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Forward Friday: Oh kids

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Late Forward Friday: Dogs vs Cats

Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary……

8:00 am – Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am – A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am – Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm – Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm – Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm – Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm – Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm – Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm – Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm – Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat’s Daily Diary…

Day 983 of my captivity…

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly
demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this
means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow — but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released – and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with
the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so
he is safe. For now…

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Forward Friday: Embarassing situations

WEAR PAJAMAS!!!

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(And thank you guys for all your comments yesterday, they made my day! )

Forward Friday: Personality test

I got this email yesterday and I spent 30 minutes doing the rest of the tests, they’re pretty fun to do on a Friday!!!

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FWD:

When you click on the link, a series of about 15 pictures will come up.

Click on a photo in that category that appeals to you.

Again 15 pictures will come up, click the one for you and move on. Just continue to keep picking.

At the end it will give you a profile of yourself. It’s called a visual DNA, your choices dictate your profile.

Click here to start!

Forward Friday: How not to take a breath test

Just pass the pointer of your mouse on this link and see this video. Hilarious!

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Forward Friday: Burying a goldfish

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F.F.: If my kids ever do this…

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