I NEVER would have seen this one coming…

As I mentioned on my previous post, Penny and I were having some quality time together yesterday. We just hung out on the couch while I watched TV and read some awesome posts from my Reader and she was just cuddling next to me.

Finally at midnight after watching the new episode of Paris’ new BFF – hey! There’s freedom of hobbies in this country!… I know, I know, I just kind of got sucked in by it – anyway, after the show was over I decided it was kind of late and that I should go to bed. I headed to my bedroom and started browsing my closet for clothes for the day after while Penny went to cuddle on bed. I can never make up my mind on what I want to wear (I guess it depends if I feel pretty or fat the next day… has that happened to you? Maybe i’m just weird)  so I just went to bed.

As I got closer to my bed I started to smell something funny, like skunky. I looked over to the bed and yep, you guessed it. Penny had peed in the middle on my bed. Right next to J’s pillow (aren’t you glad you weren’t here, J?)

I WAS SOOOOO FREAKING PISSED.

I seriously could have grabbed her and smashed her again the wall. A couple of times. I pictured it in my head and it would have made me feel better for a few minutes, but then i would have felt awful after a few hours. And days. And years. So I didn’t, but OMG I so wanted to!

She had just peed on my bed and right after she was done she jumped off and went to her crate. I don’t know if that was a making territory kind of thing, or if she was being the alpha dog with me, or if she was just being protective of me, like marking territory but just to say ‘ Whatever is on this bed, it’s under my protection’. I read about the latter one online later on and it kind of made sense, because she’s NEVER peed on my bed.

So you can imagine my fun night, I did laundry for over an hour while changing sheets and comforters and pillow cases and checking on the mattress.

Fun, fun, fun.